I’ll keep you updated throughout the night.

Original Predictions;

Picture – Boyhood
Actor – Michael Keaton
Actress – Julianne Moore
Documentary – Life Itself
Breakthrough Director – Dan Gilroy
Breakthrough Actor – Ellar Coltrane

BEST BREAKTHROUGH ACTOR: Tessa Thompson, Dear White People

0/1. Way to vote for the last person I would have voted for.

BEST BREAKTHROUGH DIRECTOR: Ana Lily Amirpour for A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

0/2. Are they all about throwing people off this year?

Ooh, Audience Award comes out of nowhere! I’ll go with… Birdman

DANG IT! Boyhood. That will probably win Picture, too.

BEST DOCUMENTARY: CITIZENFOUR

0/3. I came this close to changing my vote. Looks like CITIZENFOUR may be our Oscar winner.

BEST ACTOR: Michael Keaton, Birdman

1/4. GOT ONE RIGHT! Keaton’s on his way to the gold, baby!

BEST ACTRESS: Julianne Moore, Still Alice

2/5. Congratulations, now I have to wonder if both of these performances will win the Oscar.

BEST FEATURE: Birdman

2/6. Well, I got it wrong, but at least the better film won!

So, it looks like I tied last year’s record of 2/6. Dismal. But hey, here’s hoping that Birdman soars its way to the Oscars.